HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS

最近不知道抽哪门子邪风，有点小事就唏嘘慨叹，不知道这人是怎么了，忽然就变成了怨妇，大概这人随着年龄增长，荷尔蒙分泌也会随之减少，人也就妇道起来，心思也就纤细缜密起来，这样不好，回头来个抑郁什么的，搞得像Leslie哥跳个楼什么的，也不值得，还能聊以自慰的是，有人曾经对我说: "You are too straight to be gay." 倒不是说Gay就一定跳楼，只是为了尝试证明我肯定跳不了楼而已，逻辑学得不好，这充分必要之流一直都没怎么分得太清楚。

 

在HC的时候，那里一大企业文化就是讨论星座，因为人力姐姐的老公是Virgo的缘故，星座论坛的重点主题就是处女座的典型特质，因为生日又跟姐夫只差一天，我就成为论坛主题的重点研究对象。每每谈及老公的时候，那姐姐就一脸的崇拜，似乎"老公永远是对的"是亘古不变的公理，而我自然也顺带脚，想沾点圣人的气质，跟着找共同来着。不知道这星座的特质是怎么研究出来的，黄道轮回是个定数，希腊先哲也早规定了各个星座的名称意义，要是单纯望"名"生义的话，也不至于精确至此，要说是现代人根据调查显示，也不应该就跟星座的名称那么的吻合。玄之又玄，众妙之门啊！当年我那么不屑一顾，不禁也怀疑起这生日，黄道是否真能影响人类的性格。要说没有，那还真违反马列主义，意识也是物质的折射，甭管是否歪曲不是？！前面奠定了这么坚实的基础，是为了引起下文，虽然有点头重脚轻。咳咳……下面我们来讲讲我的特质，亦即so-called处女座的特质，其中一条便是心思细密敏感。这与最开始的论调相悖啊，怀疑自己冤枉了激素，不该把这么重大的责任强加于斯，不过，学生物的么，虽然现在改行，咱也不能忘本不是？！

 

说到生物，其实学了四年的生物，大部分的理论都还给了老师或是当作了下饭的佐料，虽然每每在公司里显摆的时候，通常都会以"从生物学的角度来说"开头，臭屁得紧。但，要说真的没有什么影响也是瞎掰，转念想想，我现在很多的思考问题的方式都受到这门正统的自然科学的影响至深。其中最大的莫过于达尔文的进化论。它的核心理论就是物竞天择而不是用进废退，衍生出来的我的理论就是，一切皆有可能，根本原因是基因的突变是无方向性的，只是环境的选择下才出现了进化的方向，所以你再怎么努力也要先看前提条件。我推倒定理之二就是，让专业的人做专业的事，因为专业的人即适应了环境的那批突变的坯子，所以这群变态当然最适合做作为选择他们的条件的那些事情啊！个人能力有限，不如专著于自己专业的事情，也即鱼与熊掌不可得兼！妈的，感觉自己下半辈子有潜力致力于自然科学和社会科学互通有无的研究上了。

 

说了这么多，其实都是些所谓的碎碎念，不成系统不成统，人说人的思维是跳跃的，于是衍生出来意识流的艺术形态，我呢是属于原生态的，所以稍嫌蒙太奇了点其实也没什么好奇怪的。上个Entry说最近喜欢听The Bitch of Living，经过搜索，我又找到了替代品，如果说bitch of living是自怨自艾的表现，那么这首新进的替代品High School Never Ends便是纯粹的宿命论了。Fuck, what happen to me?

 

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS

BOWLING FOR SOUP
THE GREAT BURRITO EXTORTION CASE (2006)

Four years you think for sure

That's all you've got to endure

All the total dicks

All the stuck up chicks

So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate

You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT

This is the same as where I just came from

I thought it was over

Aw that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,

Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,

Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look

And you don't have the right friends

Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends

High school never ends

Check out the popular kids

You'll never guess what Jessica did

How did Mary Kate lose all that weight

And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight

And the only thing that matters

Is climbing up that social ladder

Still care about your hair and the car you drive

Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,

She's the prom queen

Bill Gates,

Captain of the chess team

Jack Black, the clown

Brad Pitt, the quarterback

I've seen it all before

I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,

Who's in the clubs and who's on the drugs,

Who's throwing up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look

And you don't have the right friends

And you're still listening to the same shit you did back then

High school never ends

High school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,

Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,

Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look

And I still have the same three friends

And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then

High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

Here we go again

 忽然想起了很久很久以前老妈他们台的一个节目《每周一歌》，虽然现在每每问老太太你们电视台什么时候黄摊啊也没人看你们的那些破烂节目，但还着实怀念那个年代的些许记忆呢！